Words to Remember

I stumbled upon this great quote. It did not list where it came from so I can't pass on the credit. But to whoever wrote it, it's great! Hope it makes you smile.

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of s***."